THE NEVERENDING STAR WARS
Everyone knows I am the biggest star wars fan. While everyone held back and just donned their t-shirts for the EPISODE III first screening (except my cousin shaun in singapore - he is even worse than I am) and at most just brought their lightsabers, I came in a full last-minute assembled vader suit (thanks to my dad mostly)....
Well Nov 1 is the date that Revenge of The Sith comes to DVD (the original not cetak rompak version) and I eagerly await screening all the movies back to back in pristine high-quality DVD. Was thinking borrowing the office projector to do this...
So why cant Lucas FIX EVERYTHING with episodes IV,V and VI? I mean just freaking do it for goodness sakes. He made a mistake by already "fixing" some portions in the special editions. And for the DVD re-release he fixed only another small bit. Since he already committed to those fixes he should fix everything!!!! I got some suggestions for you Mr. Lucas, and the FANS DEMAND THESE FIXES TODAY:
STAR WARS
1) Please CGI all lame-ass motion control models, like the millenium falcon chase with the star destroyers, and the slow tie-fighters in the death star escape chase
2) Please do something about Yavin hanger. Please make it look busy and bigger and with people running about and ships taking off
3) Please change the dumb computer graphics for the death star briefing.
4) Please overdub some vocals for the unimportant actors as the audio sounds dated
5) Pleaase fix the ugly asteriods when the falcon comes out of hyperspace. It should look like the ones in attack of the clones
6) Please make sure NO MORE lightsaber color problems
7) Please cgi new falcon leaving death star. the old one looks so so so LAME
EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
1) Please CGI all tauntauns
2) Please CGI yoda so it looks the same as other episodes
3) Please CGI the WAMPA
RETURN OF THE JEDI
1) The ewoks mouths dont move. Do something
2) The ewok suits look like suits. Do something
3) Please make sure NO MORE lightsaber color problems
4) Please please please remove that black splotch on the emperors cape
5) Please CGI the rancor
And not forgetting....
PHANTOM MENACE
1) Please CGI yoda